The Happening WORLD! The HILARIOUS WORLD!

The EVENTS that take place in the FAST MOVING WORLD but with some twist!

1. I was watching ET on NDTV Goodtimes n was jus astonished to hear that Britney had got a new boyfriend! That Guy, Adnan Ghalib is a PAKISTANI n He's a paparazzi too! Thts what I call a COMBINATION! Whats happened to Britney! She's become dumb after shaving her head off, i guess! She's even thinking of converting to Islam! N here comes the amazing part.. Britney may even fly to Pakistan! Whao! GOD HELP BRITNEY!!

2. Harbhajan Singh has allegedly abused Andrew Symonds racially during the Sydney test. N he has been handed a 3 match ban. The word he allegedly used was "Monkey". Ah! This is jus rubbish! V use these kinda word every single day! N I thank the Australians for reminding of ol' childhood days!

3. French President Nicolas Sarkozy is in love again! I just HATE these French AFFAIRS! The woman, oops!, I mean the gal who he is dating is Carla Brunil!! The prez is 52 yr old divorced man n Carla's a HOT HOT supermodel! Man! I wonder whether he'll be the next BILL CLINTON!! lolz!

4. Jennifer Aniston wants to be a mom! This is a HOT news. I dont know what the hell was she doing with Brad Pitt??!!! OOPS! She was busy in the shooting of F.R.I.E.N.D.S serial! But But.. There was ROSS too.. I mean David Schwimmer! She had too many chances! Poor RACH!

5. Now, about Hillary Clinton! The best actor in the Hollywood! N i mean that.. After the awful loss at IOWA, pundits predicted that she would lose in New Hampshire too. But it dint happen! The reason.. Hillary became emotional during one of the campaigning event! N that promted many women to vote for her! Poor OBAMA! But Thts a gr8 news for EKTA KAPOOR! She may cast Hillary in her next soap!

6. Salman Khan has unveiled his wax statue at the Madame Tussauds. Salman had been to London with Katrina Kaif(His so-called girlfriend). But everyone was stunned when she dint make it to the unveiling ceremony. I guess, she was busy giving her measurements to the wax architects! After ASH, KAT may be the the next ex-girlfriend of Salman whose wax statue wil be unveiled at Tussauds! lolz!

7. Last week, the WORST dressed celebrities were announced by a magazine(I dont knw which magazine it was!). Victoria Beckham was the worst dressed female celebrity n Eddie Murphy bagged the "honours" in the male category! There was no surprise in the female category! Victoria is always worst dressed! She looks pathetic with David! The runners up in the female category were Lindsay Lohan n the "GORGEOUS"(lolz) Amy Winehouse!!