Left wing & Right wing

Boredom is one aspect of my life which I can’t ignore. I do nothing when I come back from the college (That doesn’t mean that I do something good in the college). The other day, I switched to channel V for some “fun”. I usually watch news channel or sports channel coz there’s always something ‘happening’ in those channels! But news has become disgusting now-a-days. They follow one story for years! It’s really pathetic to watch those insensible journos dragging the same news again & again. I switched to channel V for a change. Lola Kutty was on air. Dressed in a saree, she steals the show completely with her “accent”! She was asking some general questions to the public. One of the questions she asked was “What is left wing & right wing?” Seriously speaking I dint know the answer. I had some clue about the left wing, but right wing?! It was something new for me. One person, I wish I knew his name, answered “Left wing & right wing.. Umm.. Wings of a plane?!” It was a laugh riot! I mean was he paid to answer that? Or was he so dumb to answer that? If you don’t know the answers don’t blurt some rubbish things. You are speaking in front of a National television for God’s sake. Speak something good. His friends must have thrashed him for giving that dumb answer! Lolz!

Watch & See

Applied Thermodynamics is probably the most interesting subject in 4th sem. But the professor who teaches us is a dick head! His half-English, awkward dressing sense & li’l knowledge about the subject make him look like dumbass! His lecture is always uninteresting. The other day, Siddu & I were as usual having a conversation in his class. We were talking about our college fest which was scheduled to be held on 1st April. All of a sudden Siddu started making some weird noises. Animal’s voice or his own, I was clueless! It was damn funny. At first he was making slow noises. But out of the blue, his voice became louder, louder enough for the professor to hear. He turned to us & asked who did it. Siddu didn’t respond nor did I! He asked us to voluntarily stand up & accept the fault. Fuck him! No one stood up again. He took our roll numbers & gave us a dhamki that he’ll fail us in annual exam. We dint respond to that either! After writing down the numbers, he whispered a weird sentence. It was like this “You jus watch & See”! Watch & see?! Wat the hell was that! Siddu & I were somehow controlling our laughs. It was hilarious! I think he wanted to say Wait & watch.. But watch & see?! lolz!

I got a Jim Morrison T shirt,
Got a phone, got a book and a dessert
I got the power of imagination,
I’m waiting for the girl,
The girl of my dreams, to turn up in my imaginings,
She reminds of the past,
Which I can’t forget
I got a strong urge to fly
Fly past this sin city
To a no-man’s land, closer to the ocean
Got a Yuan coin which always shines
Got friends who always support
Got green bucks to live
Got a vehicle, got the thrill & the comfort
But I lack the art,
The art of expressing to the special ones
I’m a loser, I’m a loser
I got some fucking music in the background
Got some presentations
Got a coke, got a pencil & a watch
I wanna run
Run to the outback
But I wanna payback
Payback to the society which has given me everything
Do I have the power?
Do I have the determination?
Or am I egoistic?
I got to think, think peacefully!

Things....

4 things I wish I could say to people
1)Fuck off!
2)Stop asking me why I'm quiet or why do I laugh so much.. Its just the way I am.
3)Speak up!
4)Make up your mind dammit.

6 things about me
1)I love watching sports. Any sports it might be..
2)I hate reading novels!
3)I can be quite sarcastic at times. But i do crack some faltu jokes!
4)I spend way too much time online.. Its just too much!
5)I do make fun of others but not in open. I dont pass any 'rude' comments. So, I'm a nice person!
6)I'm a rock music fan but not a METALHEAD!

5 things that cross my mind a lot
Drowsiness
Movies
Music
Food
Friends

One thing I wish I never did
Stop swimming when i was in 7th grade. Still regret it!

5 things i want to do before I die
1)Go bungee jumping/parasailing.
2)Travel New Zealand one day
3)To get a Tattoo.
4)Fuck an European girl!
5)To try scuba diving

5 bands I follow
1)Pink Floyd
2)Led Zeppelin
3)The Doors
4)Green Day
5)Nirvana

Five movies I don't mind watching again:
1)The Shawshank Redemption
2)Forrest Gump
3)The Departed
4)The Italian Job
5)The Dark Knight

Five tunes I'll always hum:
1)The Rain Song
2)Coming Back to Life
3)Roadhouse Blues
4)Wish you were here
5)November Rain

Five people I'll always love:
1)Abhimanyu
2)Shailesh
3)Abhishek
4)Sidhesh
5)Jim Morrison

A song for everyone..

"Hey there Delilah" by Plain White Ts




Here goes the lyrics..

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

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